The Da Vinci Code

Hello, fellow readers,
I read an amazing book called The Da Vinci Code. Heard about it? Well, it's by Dan Brown. It talks about a guy named Robert Langdon and Sohpie. Robert's caught up in Sophie's Grandpa murder. They find out that her grandpa knows where the Holy Grail is. Now you say what in the world does this have to do with Da Vinci? It figure's out that Da Vinci is a homosexual! That Mona Lisa is half girl, half guy! (no wonder she' s so ugly!) Da Vinci also knows that where and what the Holy Grail is, so the Last Supper must have something to do with it! The Holy Grail isn't a cup that Jesus drank from at the Last Supper, it's person! This book is mysterious and sort of confusing, but you should read it!
Shummer!